The Competition
Two worthy candidates will compete in a series of grueling challenges to determine first choice of godchild. Only the most skilled, dedicated, and prepared competitor will emerge victorious.
The Competitors
Isaac
Ready to prove his worthiness
Shane
Prepared for the ultimate challenge
The Events
Each event tests essential skills that every godfather must master. Points will be awarded based on performance, and the competitor with the highest total score wins.
Manual Car Driving
A true godfather must be able to drive a manual transmission vehicle. Competitors will navigate a challenging course, demonstrating clutch control, smooth shifting, and precision driving. Points deducted for stalling or rough gear changes.
Drunk Archery
Precision under pressure is key. After a carefully measured drink, competitors must hit targets at varying distances. This event tests focus, steady hands, and the ability to perform under less-than-ideal conditions.
Mario Kart Tournament
A best-of-seven series on randomly selected tracks. This tests reflexes, strategic item usage, and the ability to handle blue shells with grace. The competitor with the most race wins takes the points.
BBQ Master Challenge
Every godfather should know how to grill. Competitors will prepare burgers, hot dogs, and vegetables on a charcoal grill. Judged on taste, doneness, and presentation. Bonus points for perfect grill marks.
Pool Shark Off
A test of precision, strategy, and skill on the pool table. Competitors face off in a series of challenging shots and games. This event demonstrates focus, steady hands, and the ability to think several moves ahead.
Carbo-loading Competition
A test of speed, endurance, and appetite. Competitors must consume as many carbohydrate-rich foods as possible within a set time limit. Points awarded for quantity, but style and technique also matter. May the best eater win!
The Prize
The winner earns the first choice of being godfather to either:
The runner-up will be godfather to the remaining child. Everyone is a winner but only one gets first pick!